itonje:

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

guavabat:

the greatest social commentary of all time.

animatedtext:

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

unclefather:

its fuckineng wimdy

yebisu:

relelvance:

Hotboxing but instead of weed it’s evil energy

boardroom

avvocarlo:

resting-meme-face:

avvocarlo:

avvocarlo:

high speed clownload

100 sillybytes per second

You had gigglebytes per second right there…

it’s called subverting expectations resting-meme-face

trainthief:

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

lanadelridin:

<3

theblacklittlemermaid:

daughterofdiaspora:

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

She just wanted you to clean the house

thebootydiaries:

me: i’d love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

dudeurcoolerthanavintagecassette:

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor